| Photoshop of Horror |
| What's more fun than a barrel of monkeys? Cutting and pasting James Hetfield's head onto Clint Eastwood's body, that's what. Inspired by the "Fark" section on this site, several people have submitted their own crazy little Metallica Photoshop creations. They were so good, I had to put them up... |
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| James Hetfield's wet dream (I'm sorry, that was vulgar, but it's true!). (Thank you, Amber!) |
| Phantom Lord of The Rings. Left to right, that's Lars, James the elf, and Rob (Thank you, Amber!) |
| Charlie's...er, um...Hetfield's Angels. The boys are really "busting" out! (Thank you, Megan!) |
| Enter the Metallimatrix! Left to right, James, Kirk, and a very pretty Lars. (Thank you, Donna!) |
| The Blues Brothers: James and Rob. (Thank you, Andrea!) |
| Submit your own Metallica Photoshop masterpieces to metgirl@sexyjameshetfield.com Here are the ground rules: 1) What I say goes. 2) Anything you submit becomes mine. 3) I will not post anything degrading, disrespectful, or obscene. 4) This is a James-based site. Put him in the picture somewhere. 5) I have full discretion to post, not post, edit, alter, or do whatever I feel like to any submission. 6) Please include your first name or nickname with your submission so I can give you proper credit. |
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| Dumb and Dumber starring James and Kirk. No offense, guys! (Thank you, Megan!) |
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| I think there's a phrase they use in the UK somewhere, "Hotter than Potter." That phrase fits this pic perfectly, don't ya think? (Thank you, Amber!) |
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| Yeah, that's Hetfield's face on Axl Rose's body. Guns 'N "Poses?" Nah, I'm just kidding. (Thank you, Steven!) |